Pet dad Eddie really would be such a complete menace. If he got a small lizard he’d show it off by putting it in a wine glass and holding it up like he’s toasting someone.
Elle “you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate” Woods and Citra “The head is only 7% of the body” Terranova would have been besties, just saying.
